The Prequel
There was once a bin name Steven. This bin was best friends with a washing machine named Brian. One day Brian and Steven went out to watch the skies together.
Brian said, “I like that plane.”
Steven said, “Me too.”
Brain stood up, only to fall down a hill and mess up his electronics. Steven laughed.
Steven laughingly said, “Ha.”
Brian said “My wires are tangled. System Re-boot. System Re-boot. Failure. Failure. Set to predator mode. Target acquired.”
“No… No, No! NOOOOOOO!” Steven said.
Brian killed Steven.